Military vs Civilian Friends

 CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell u not to do anything stupid when drunk
 MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so u don't get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call ur parents Mr. and Mrs. ...
MILITARY FRIENDS: call ur parents mom and dad

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night of drinking goes smoothly, and nobody misses the late ride home
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know that shit will go down, set up rally points and an E & E route

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will bail u out of jail and tell u what u did wrong
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to u saying "damn... we fucked up.. but man that was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow stuff and return it within days
MILITARY FRIENDS: borrow ur shit so often, they don't remember who bought it in the first place

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to ur relationship problems and hope it works out
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to u over a long hard road march, and will help u straighten it out better than dr. phil

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about u
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from u

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try and hit on ur girl from behind
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with u more often than ur girl has, and would never even think of doing that

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: will knock on ur door first
MILITARY FRIENDS: walks right in and says i'm home

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish that u had the money to go out that night, and r sorry u couldn't come
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with u, drag u along, and work free drinks all night

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned u back next week
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have looked out for u for so long, they can't even begin to remember who owes what

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell u they'll take a bullet for u
MILITARY FRIENDS: WILL take a bullet for u

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will repost this